27 4 / 2013
If Nerm had senior portraits, this is what his would look like.
He always looks like an amazing toupee after I brush him!
19 2 / 2013
Brenda was sleeping HARD last night. She didn’t even wake up after the camera flashed her, lol.
Yes, she is sleeping in a Sam Adams box.
30 12 / 2012
I gave Nerm a haircut yesterday because I am getting sick of brushing him so often. And I think he enjoys having short hair every now and again.
I apologized profusely to him and bribed him with a carrot when it was all said and done.
20 12 / 2012
Brenda and Lupita only gave fucks about eating carrots. They lack holiday cheer.
20 12 / 2012
It was “Let’s take shameful holiday pigtures!” Day. I brushed Herm last night and he still looks like a luxurious toupee today. Heh.
21 11 / 2012
My old pal Skeeter sleeping in my lap. I miss him, but I am thankful I had such a great pet.
20 11 / 2012
Q: What substance gives Lupita her beautiful, soft, unique fur color?
A: PIGment!
I made that up myself, send all royalties to Linzmo in Laramie, thanks.
Pardon the blurry pics, little Pita Pig didn’t want to sit still.
17 11 / 2012
I turned on a space heater in the guinea pigs’ room because it was chilly in there. Then the furnace kicked on, and I didn’t notice for a bit. Seth told me about the furnace (I was balls deep in writing at the moment) so I got up to turn off the guinea pig heater. It was sweltering in their room! So I made up this song: Guinea pig heat wave, guinea pig heat wave!
I write great songs. Anyway, this is a picture of me and Dottie, the cutest Himalayan teddy-mix piglet that ever did wheek. She was a good’un, we miss her.
29 10 / 2012
Brenda and Herm enjoyed posing with pumpkins this morning. Posing the same way, even. Jeez! Silly pigs.
11 10 / 2012
Enjoying some awkward photo time quality cuddles with my peegz before I head to Boulder tomorrow. I will miss all of these shitties, but I trust that my husband will care for them.
01 9 / 2012
Left and right rear adjustments for Pita Pig.
In other words, I trimmed her ass mullet. :)
